Trump Quotes. You Know, the Things Trump Says, Those Things; the Things that May, or May Not Have Complex Lives; Things; Very, Very Many Things

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I thought it would be a blast to begin a collection of Trump quotes.  Not even in office yet and he’s provided more ammunition with which to annihilate his mental thought processes (or, lack thereof) than any other president has during his entire term in office.

What I’ve discovered is not only what I’ve heard and read myself, but a plethora of things I’ve not heard prior to my research on Trump’s statements about his “positions?” on the issues.

Not hearing, but seeing them, seeing some, but not hearing those other things of very, very great interest.  Interesting very much, but not real interesting, like some of the things some idiot might slam together in hopes it may even create a sentence.  Those kind of important things.

So, to add some enjoyment in this despicable scenario in which we find ourselves, I’ll be adding more each day.

FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST SOME AS WELL. I’m certain you’ve seen or heard much that I haven’t.

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What in the hail is that smale peaple?  Did y’all bring yet another uninvited babay to one of my pattin m’self on the back rallies?

 

donald-trump-loses-his-head-89604“In the Middle East, we have people chopping the heads off Christians, we have people chopping the heads off many other people. We have things that we have never seen before — as a group, we have never seen before, what’s happening right now. The medieval times — I mean, we studied medieval times — not since medieval times have people seen what’s going on. I would bring back waterboarding and I’d bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding.”

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“You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write, as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass”

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“I will build the greatest wall that you’ve ever seen. And I would never do this myself. But I hope it will be so — actually, it will even look great. I already know what it should look like. You know, the other day, they were saying, I was watching these characters — politicians that are running against me — you can’t get Mexico to pay for the wall! Of course you can. They can’t because they never would even think of it.

Do you know how much Mexico is making from the United States? That’s peanuts, the wall. And then they say, you can’t build a wall! It’s too big, it doesn’t work. Well, 3,000 years ago — right? The Great Wall of China was built. We would like to have that wall. That wall, nobody gets through. That I can tell you. And that’s 13,000 miles. right? And that was done between — did it take them 500 years in all fairness. A pretty long time. They don’t stop. We need tough people to negotiate with the Chinese. They don’t stop. But The Great Wall of China was built.

In Mexico, they were complaining 13,000 miles. It doesn’t work. They have these walls built. They said people go over these walls with a ladder. Do you know how tall the wall is? Like this. It is not a wall. It is a little fence. People put up a ladder that they buy at home depot and they jump and that’s the end of it. I’m talking about a wall. See that ceiling there? higher. Did you ever see — okay. Did you ever see the plank for parking garages? As an example. Not a big deal.

I’m a great builder. What do I best in life, I build. Your infrastructure is crumbling. Isn’t it nice to have a builder? A real builder. So you take precast plank. It comes 30 feet long, 40 feet long, 50 feet long. You see the highways where they can span 50, 60 feet, even longer than that, right? And do you a beautiful nice precast plank with beautiful everything. Just perfect. I want it to be so beautiful because maybe someday they’ll call it The Trump Wall. Maybe. So I have to make sure it’s beautiful, right? I’ll be very proud of that wall. If they call at this The Trump Wall, it has to be beautiful. And you put that plank up and you dig your footings. And you put that plank up — there’s no ladder going over that. If they ever go up there, they’re in trouble, because here’s no way to get down. Maybe a rope.”

And this is how he envisions Mexico paying for the wall – the busboys, hot pieces of ass, barmaids, waitresses, housekeeping, etc. will all enter through the back door, work for free and go home.

While the world’s dignitaries who come to pay tribute to the greatest of all presidents, will pay dearly for the privilege of staying in the wall.  Before long, Trump will be the world’s first Trillionaire.

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I don’t think anybody knows it was Russia that broke into the DNC. She’s saying Russia, Russia, Russia, but I don’t — maybe it was. I mean, it could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, OK?

 

1zof0yaAnd they’re smart and they picked up on it like you wouldn’t believe. And you know what else? They didn’t come out to vote for Hillary. They didn’t come out. And that was a big — so thank you to the African American community.

 

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“I think that computers have complicated lives very greatly,” the president-elect said Wednesday, speaking to reporters at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida.

“The whole age of computer has made it where nobody knows exactly what is going on. And we have speed — we have a lot of other things, but I’m not sure we have the kind the security we need.”
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“There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.”
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“I will be the greatest jobs president God ever created.”
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“I’ve always thought about the issue of nuclear war; it’s a very important element in my thought process. It’s the ultimate, the ultimate catastrophe, the biggest problem this world has, and nobody’s focusing on the nuts and bolts of it. It’s a little like sickness. People don’t believe they’re going to get sick until they do. Nobody wants to talk about it. I believe the greatest of all stupidities is people’s believing it will never happen, because everybody knows how destructive it will be, so nobody uses weapons. What bullshit.”

“If Japan had that nuclear threat, I’m not sure that would be a bad thing for us.” Nor would it be so bad, if South Korea and Saudi Arabia had nuclear weapons, too.”

 

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“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault”

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